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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via loserslol)

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille, via cumfort)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via orgasm)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via loserslol)

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via cumfort)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

image

(via orgasm)

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via euphoric-lover)