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imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via loserslol)

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille, via cumfort)


please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via orgasm)


if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via loserslol)


"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via cumfort)



so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)


when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine


(via orgasm)


excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via euphoric-lover)